frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 18, 2019

Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair

I had sex with a soft cactus

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Soft cactus

A penis with no hair

I had sex with a soft cactus last night

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Lewis Cactus

twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare

“who is bendy’s father again?”

“his name is Lewis Cactus”

by lewis3i May 28, 2020

Watermelon Cactus

A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.

Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!

by skulls_n_roses November 17, 2020