Cracker Smack

The dumb shit white people be saying

Or when a white man has sex with your mom. (Cracker Smacked)

"These white people near me talking Cracker Smack."

"My white homie just Cracker Smacked my mom."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Cracker

Slang for white person.

"whats poppin my cracker?"

by pretty_eyeless_jack December 8, 2017

Cackeeze

When you laugh so hard, you 'cackle' and 'wheeze' at the same time, thus creating the cackeeze.

"I'm cackeezing so hard! Thats so funny!" "I can't believe you cackeeze too!"

by Izzyyikes June 7, 2018

Cracker Mouth

The dry, sticky feeling you get in your mouth after eating those peanut butter cracker things.

"Toss me a few waters bro, I got a bad case of cracker mouth."

by SVBLE June 26, 2018

Cockerang

A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.

Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.

You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.

The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.

David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang

Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

Cracker Macker

White man/woman trying to pick up the opposite sex

He's such a cracker macker of women.

by Guyman545 February 15, 2019

cracker gap

When a white person has 3 sisters and the 2 little ones are hot

Wow Anthony might just have to pull a cracker gap

by Kyleclark April 12, 2020