tuna can

a penis that resembles a can of tuna, very thick but not very long. This trait is usually attributed to men that are white, tall, skinny, and usually own ridiculously huge dogs, trucks, and guns.

Dude, Brian got so drunk last night he stuck his dick in that fat chick. I bet she loved the tuna can.

by SicAssMic April 12, 2009

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Get the tuna canmug.

Can-teen

A teenager of Mexican ('Can) decent.

This God damned Can-teen is tailgating the shit out of me with his slammed CRX.

by Iwillslapyourchild October 28, 2013

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oil can

a kick ass pint of foster's! you can pick it up at your friendly local seven-eleven.

yo go pick me up a oil can for tonight!

by slick rick the ruler is back May 28, 2006

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canning carrots

the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole

She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.

She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?

by the jerk with a twerk September 20, 2010

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Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.

"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

by King Dubya May 13, 2005

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tennis can

A sexual manoeuvre in which the man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus, then removes them, producing the characteristic "pop" sound one gets when opening a can of tennis balls.

Jordan's really lucky. Sarah let him tennis can her.

by A.C. Conshor January 4, 2008

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