Baldzø Cult

A group of people who collectively changed their pfp to screenshots from a tiktok live, where a Blitzø cosplayer tried on multiple different character wigs

"Hey bro why did you change your pfp to a random girl in cosplay?"
"I'm part of the Baldzø Cult"

by ChronicallyOnline November 10, 2022

Dietary Cult

Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.

Dietary Cults Illustrated

Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"

Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."

John: "You're an Apostate."

Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."

Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."

Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."

Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."

Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."

Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues

Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.

Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."

Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."

Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)

Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)

Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor

by LemmingEinstein September 5, 2021

Rare Cult

The greatest Discord server ever. From the members to the staff it is a very enjoyable place. The staff is nice and members are very welcoming. You will find yourself in conversations ranging from Rap to Politics all in the name of fun. The toxicity is near minimum to none and everyone enjoys their stay. Hopefully you can join soon, discord.gg/rarecult.

I had a great time in Rare Cult, the best Discord Server, thanks to the phenomenal people there!

by forced2 October 23, 2020

cult of eo

Litteraly a cult group on roblox like any other, the only difference is that they have an simulator

Person A: Have you ever heard of Cult of Eo?
Person B: Oh, that cult... Please just go away t tnx bye

by NoobSquad July 24, 2019

bonk cult

a cult that is composed of pretty segsy bezties who deserve the world

linda : HI bonk cult i just peed on my lightning mcqueen bed

rooster: so sexc

by smallyaly July 1, 2020

vegeta cult

The STRONGEST cult in the world if your not in this cult then you are not loved and your dad left you.

Hey are you in vegeta cult? No I’m a walking L

by Virus Shiba August 6, 2021

Authoritarian Religious Cult

Oh? You mean you're not going to continue you to do that? Because you were doing that up until now and the internet shit-libs are going to keep doing and NOW...

Hym "The conservatives are doing it too... The were already an Authoritarian Religious Cult and now they're back at it again and are violating the constitution by imposing their incest cult on the schools in their states. So... That isn't helpful. It's too late for any of that. You've already lost. You might as well go into hibernation for the next 5 years because you're done. You shouldn't have let the economy slip fuck-face. And by economy I mean the price of domestic goods. And I don't care about the billionaires shit-lib. Prices down NOW. Don't care how it happens. Also, my thing or death."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024