Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples

Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"

by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

Costco whore

Becoming addicted to going to Costco in order to "get a deal" on bulk items. You find yourself saying "I'll just go to Costco" more than you ever thought possible.

She got a membership to Costco a month ago and has already become a Costco whore. And she'll take anybody in there who asks.

by Mar21 January 19, 2007

metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology

The science taught by Master Pangloss in the novel Candide. It is the science of cause and effect.

The science of metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology states that "The nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles."

by AManWhoseNameHappensToBeRyan October 25, 2011

costanza

A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later...

A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.


retortcomebackinsult

"Costanza, the shrimp store called and they're running out of you."

by balls for wits January 8, 2009

Cosmic Harrison

That is used to describe someone who is charismatic, sexy and full of wit and charm! But also if you are a bit of a hero you can be referred to as a Cosmic Harrison!!
He is also a member of the happy spastics.

"ooh, id like to get down and dirty with that catch cosmic harrison" or " wow, i bet you are a cosmic Harrison in the bedroom!"

by retardos January 12, 2008

Costcoed

to buy in bulk at great per unit savings, typically in the excitement of the moment, but lose money later by not using all of the purchased product.

Buying 10 pounds of bananas on sale but losing 3 pounds to spoilage; "You got Costcoed!"

by Steve Ondich May 3, 2008

Costco lady

She appears out of nowhere in the middle of places such as Target. She loves Costco.

The Costco Lady hates Costco.

Me: I hate Costco.
Costco Lady: I'm the Costco lady, and I LOVE Costco!
Jason: It's the only place where you can get cheap vodka!
Costco Lady: Stupid alcoholic kids...
Us: Stupid Costco lady!

by Lissykw December 22, 2008