Congratafuckalations

Used during a conversation to gain the advantage over someones bragging or excessive speech.

Larry the goldfish: Hello Jim! did you see my brand new 4 door...

Tom the cat: CONGRATAFUCKALATIONS

Larry the goldfish: wow man...that was so not....

Tom the cat: congratafuckalations!

by JiggaBean December 8, 2010

congressionalism

a belief system wherein human interaction and political structure drive a powerful populous against those in power leading to a lessened belief in God

Not sure whether they believed in God or not, the men discussed congressionalism referring to the people's political influence.

by afoundingfather February 19, 2011

Congraduate

Congratulating a friend for Graduating

I'll be right back, I'm going to Congraduate Christian

by CAR June 3, 2015

Congress

The opposite of progress. A bunch of old, rich, whiney white men who think they know how the female body works. Capable of throwing a tantrum and shutting down the American government at any given moment.

Congress is a huge clusterfuck waiting to happen.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016

conguest

The highest level. A height that shall not be grasped

I want to reach the conguest of this economy

by Trunks_TK July 26, 2017

Congela

A slang word for retard

Look at that congela over there

Or

How can you not spell that you congela

by Barry rolph November 1, 2019

congo

'Congo' is a word we've established just today. It is short for 'congrats'.

congo on your lvl up!

by aryx February 6, 2021