shit closet

A clever synonym for butthole.

JJ: So how'd it go with that four armed blue/purple haired hottie?

Jyass: Dude, she wassa dude, but I locked my cock in his shit closet all night anyway

by Jyarsse December 16, 2006

rainbow in the closet

someone who is gay and won't admit it.

branden is a rainbow in the closet

by dj squig April 30, 2006

trapped in a closet

Othen used as a diss or a put down in some circles . Trapped in the closet = A person that is gay and hasn't told anybody about there gayness.

That dude over there is trapped in a closet he hasnt come out yet . I hope he is not looking at my butt.

by Trappa C December 8, 2006

In The Closet

A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact

My favorite position is "in the closet" as I get to watch woman not through my phone but live.

by Kerke June 12, 2020

getting close

When you are a girl or boy start having feelings but are not to certain of a relationship

Hey me and this girl are GETTING CLOSE !

by Big duck 101 October 29, 2017

Close up

a phrase used when you want to cut someone out of your conversation , and this comes with the jester of closing your circle so the person can't hear your conversation .

Kristina: So what happen with you and your girl ?
john: Nothing were good for now.
Kim: What yall talking bout i wanna know .
Kristina & John: Close up (close the circle)

by beast32 March 19, 2011

closet texting

Text messaging someone with your cell phone when it is against the rules, such as text messaging during class or text messaging while you're at work.

1. My teacher took away my phone today coz i was closet texting.

2. Ashley: "How are you texting me right now if you're at work?"
Jose: "I'm closet texting!"

by Olivia Jasmine December 15, 2006