happy clappy

where someone has clap (chlamydia) and they are happy about it.

person 1 - im soo happy today
person 2- why
person 1- cos i got tested for clap
person 2- do u have it
person 1- yes

person 2- you have happy clappy

by come near mans u get cheffed u November 18, 2019

Finna Get Clapped

It pretty much means the person you are referring to here is about get destroyed

Person 1: Think we can win in a game of PUBG?

Person 2: They finna get clapped

by Curls55 June 11, 2019

40's clappin

hood reference that means 40 caliber gun shots .

Dam ma nigga you hear dis 40's clappin down the block?

by hoodbasta June 21, 2019

Cappuccino Bidet

The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.

I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!

by The DJNYC April 8, 2010

Cappelle

If the explanation of the "kapellekes" (or small "chapels") along the Flemish wayside does not give satisfaction, there is still the well known story of saint Martin, the former Roman soldier on his horse, who at the town gate of tours (in France), cut half of his mantle ("cappa") and gave it to a frozen beggar. The Roman soldier would later become the bishop of tours. Martinus already was declared a saint in the Vth century (he is the titular saint of a majority of churches and parishes in Belgium (probably more than 50%) and (the rest of) his "cappa" for a very long time was considered as a relic.

In times of war, the relic went to battle with the soldiers. The persons who had the task and honor to take care of this precious half of a mantle were called "cappelani" (or "chaplains" in English, "chaplains" in French and "kapelanen" in Dutch). They kept the relic in a tent called "capelle" throughout the centuries, the word "capelle" or "cappelle" was synonymous with small buildings where divine services were celebrated.

there is no doubt that the variant of "cappelle", in this case "capelleman" or "Cappelleman", meant the chaplain or supervisor of a chapel, or also subsheperd of sheperd of a subparish or parish. In French, we have then the word "chapelain", in English "chaplin" and in German "kaplan"

by big history book August 12, 2011

Cappin

Frontin’ about something

He said he got a girl why he cappin

by Lil Xo April 10, 2020

brown-capping

when you have to take a shit so bad that its halfway out of your asshole

"dude you excuse me for a minute, I'm brown-capping really bad"
"I know u are, I can smell it over here for real"

by tinyballin32 June 28, 2008