brad

brad is a sexy man that is great in bed and bangs up 69 girls a day in 69 positions in 69 seconds all 69 at once with another 69 guys he loves all genders and know the name of all 69. And on another note he loves the number 69. He has a magnum dong which require size xxxxxl condoms and bigger. Be careful he can scar you for life and will play with your brain from the inside.

brad is a sexy beast

by sick sender November 2, 2021

Brad mckay

Brad mckay is an older man in his 60s from winnipeg who doesn't know how to be a grown man and father he ruins everything and is nosey

Brad mckay broke into his boyfriends phone and fucks hobos from main and Inkster.

by Arthursgirlboy December 21, 2023

Brad

A man, that for some reason no one can explain, a lot of people like. He has influence on people for no reason. People get mad at him but go back to meat ride him. He’s your stereotypically big ego-bro person. Vocubalry consists of, “Bro, dude.” Often refers to things as “cash money.” Thinks he’s good at everything. Girls like him for no reason at all other than he is simply a Brad. People like him for no other reason than he is a Brad. The Brad can never be truly explained.
Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude

“Who is that tall blonde kid? Why are people following him he looks like a douche?”

“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”

by JustFacts1294 December 8, 2018

Brad Swanson

“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”

Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it

by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019

Busy As Brad

To be busier than any other human on Earth, meaning sometimes you have to work as late as 10:30pm. To be busier than Brad is impossible.

Mate... I'm that busy at the moment you could say I'm as 'Busy as Brad'.

Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...

by bradbusy August 22, 2019

Brad

Likes to shotgun beer and probably will not be beat. spends most of his nights at the strip club by himself and swears that fat girls give good head. Also, will promise that he will drop his hoes for you. At the end of the day he will probably name his son chad or some shit like that.

"Don't be a brad"

by kdfjzlsdkfhados lfhk January 28, 2020

Brad

A Brad is a Caucasian man who takes an action, out of White Privilege, said action would normally would be frowned upon, but a Brad has no social awareness that his action is prejudicing someone else.

He’s a Brad. Look at that Brad. He’s a Brad in the making.

by HoneyComb Brown July 8, 2019