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booger blocked

1.) When you pick a large, viscous booger while driving and are unable to flick it out the window before arriving at your destination.

2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.
"Do you have a tissue, I was booger blocked on the way here."
by PopeAbsurd October 13, 2011
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Boobie Smoothie

When you suck on a girls boobs
Hey Jbird you tryin to get some boobie smoothies tonight
by JBIRD105 February 25, 2012
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Boogerdash

1 Any activity that you don't want to go to or be apart of

2 A woman's mind game to trick her mate
My girlfriend asked me to go to her yoga class. "Man I'm not going to that Boogerdash with all those skinny broads!"

Her-Does this make me look Fat? MAN-"I'm not falling for that Boogerdash"
by fedup husband December 14, 2013
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booger burger

When a male/female snot rockets into a female's meat curtains and then a tertiary male/female consumes said snot rocket out of said neather region.
Brad totally gave me a Booger Burger last night and Tracy finished it off!
by boo1235 July 19, 2017
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boobiefybrocias

a mental disorder that cannot be fixed that causes you to yell; boobies, titties, etc. whenever you see a womans pair of breasts

although symptoms can be eased with therapy, but it has been proven not to be 100% successful.

most people suffering from the disorder have to be put psychiatric institutions.
*a womans breast falls out of her bikini top at the beach* you: “BOOBIES!” “oh no i have boobiefybrocias 😰”
by milliemaccas September 10, 2021
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Boofier

The Lord Of BOOF. A higher power who is completely untouchable to the common Drp. Boofier is known for his musical presence as well as spiritual relativity in which he exists in the realm of BOOF. Only those who have truly been down the rabbit hole know of BOOFÏERS essence. Once you find BOOF, BOOFIER finds you. Sounds creepy but it’s absolutely magical.
Average BOOF consumer -
“Hey Drp you hear that new Lost Tapes 9 by LBA?”

Some average Drp -
“Naw Chauncey what’s LBA??”

Average BOOF consumer -
“LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY YOU SCOUNDREL! JEEZ WHY IS NOBODY CULTURED ANYMORE?!”
by LORD BOOFÏER ALMIGHTY January 22, 2022
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sweatshirt booger

A lint ball that forms on a sweatshirt. They often form in clumps.
In an effort to annoy her, Linda picked one of the sweatshirt boogers from her sleeve, reached over and put it on Rona's leg.
by Heather R January 4, 2009
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