Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.

After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.

by Spartanite March 28, 2019

booger light

One of many faggot ass government drones up in tha sky.

Hey man, check out that booger light.

by Fuck hell man April 1, 2019

Boogered up

Synonymous with "wasted" or "drunk".

Billy was boogered up after closing down the bar.

by ImJayokay August 22, 2019

booger licker

Somebody that runs their finger, under their runny nose then licks it.

You just licked the boogers off your finger, you (booger licker)!

by Stuprinnett September 28, 2017

nut booger

when you are eating snack mix and you sneeze and a nut comes out of your nose. you then attempt to eat said but again.

I'm eating a snack mix, and you know they have peanuts, and I sneezed and I was in the middle of eating a handful of nuts and one came out my nose. But here's the gross part I reate that nut booger. 😂😂😂"Heather Hamilton"

by taco..taco salad March 25, 2017

booger money

Extra money collected and kept in a safe place that's there to "pick" whenever it's needed.

I always keep a stack of booger money in my underwear drawer.

by benny and the jets April 19, 2017

Booger Bazooka

When a man picks his nose and stuffs his penis with said boogers and has sex with a woman blowing his load and boogers in and/or on her.

Matthew wanted to try his new booger bazooka out on his old lady so he started picking and stuffing.

by Hotwhitemama2888 July 15, 2017