Betty Bet That Up

When you need that shit so bad.

“Hey can I fuck you so hard that cum comes out your nostrils” -daddy
“Betty Bet That Up” -mommy

by Slurpmeout October 31, 2023

Van Bettie

Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick

She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty

by TeeOneThousand December 11, 2011

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Betty

The Hottest and nicest and funniest human on the planet, Bettys so nice and amazing you'll always wanna be her friend no matter what happens even if your ex gets mad at her for wearing bettys scrunchie which is stupid youll still be friends.

Dang Bettys so nice I wanna be her friend.

by SkrtSkrt on the BertBert May 29, 2019

Big betty

A female who is thicc on both sides

did you see big betty last night? she was looking fine

by ass_slapper October 19, 2019

Gameday Betty

A slutty, female sports fan.

Greg: Damn son, y'all see that gameday betty at the party?

Brandon: Shit yeah.

by Atreidius January 18, 2016

Betty

A woman who gossips about everyone and everything. If this woman is confronted with her gossiping, she either plays the victim or lies. A betty also complains about everyone and everything, she will be nice to your face but talk crap about you behind your back.

"Stop being a betty"
"Your acting like a betty"
"Okay betty"

by HaveaLemon May 15, 2021