If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
Get the Benjamin Guymug. Benjamin
He’s is a writer, director and owns a school of some sort. He is an incredible sexual being with an extremely high but giving libido. He can act, work in comedy and is a stunning father. Benjamin enjoys crowds but does not love talking to a lot of people. He suffers from ADHD and does not like to be at home, nor get up early. A Benjamin is a vampire with a good heart.
He’s is a writer, director and owns a school of some sort. He is an incredible sexual being with an extremely high but giving libido. He can act, work in comedy and is a stunning father. Benjamin enjoys crowds but does not love talking to a lot of people. He suffers from ADHD and does not like to be at home, nor get up early. A Benjamin is a vampire with a good heart.
by 2allthegirlsiveloved November 24, 2021
Get the Benjaminmug. Benjamin has as small dick with big always freshly shaved balls. He has a small head and a small nose and probably wears a middle part. He also has a very good style and has 2 to 3 favourite pairs of shoes.
He loves flirting and wants to have sex but is still a virgin. In general he is very kind and has many friends. Another fact is that he thinks that he is very smart only because he understood some things.
He loves flirting and wants to have sex but is still a virgin. In general he is very kind and has many friends. Another fact is that he thinks that he is very smart only because he understood some things.
by Harry maguire November 20, 2021
Get the Benjaminmug. a totally 神經病 (crazy) guy who has an attraction to someone named Tasha. He is a total buzzkill and a jerk. He somehow calls everyone 'best friend’ when he needs something. If you reject him, your not his 'bestfriend' anymore lol
Benjamin: PLEASE YOUR MY BEST FRIEND I NEED TO FINISH THIS HWK PLS TELL ME ANSWER
You: hell no.
Benjamin: Whatever your trash anyways (goes to ask another peson)
You: hell no.
Benjamin: Whatever your trash anyways (goes to ask another peson)
by oneoftheteachersyouknow March 23, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. by americanphobe May 28, 2022
Get the elijah and benjaminmug. 
by E07 October 7, 2020
Get the Benjaminmug.