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pop a banana

Verb.

1. A slang term for ejaculating. To cum, skeet, and bust a nut, respectively.

2. The act of applying pressure to a banana until the yellow skin pops, secreting the paste-like fruit within.
"Aaah, aaah, I'm going to pop a banana!"

"My girlfriend totally let me pop a banana on her face yesterday."

"Shit, I popped the banana at the bottom of my back pack."

"Do you mind if I pop a banana for breakfast?"
by Michael Boroda, Chris Martel January 5, 2009
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banana forest

A term for a gay bar. Or a room full of homosexuals. The act of accidentally entering a gay bar.
Dude, I accidentally walked into a banana forest yesterday and almost got a chocolate banana.
by Steve Iacovino January 2, 2008
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banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obssesively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannobalising themself to the point of death. Most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: "hey have you heard of Onision and his bananas?"

Guy 2: "oh you mean the next Hitler?"
Guy 1: *kills himself*
by an Onision banana February 13, 2017
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Banana Smuggler

1.) When you have an obvious boner in pants too small for you and it shows.

2.) When you wear pajamas from four years ago and someone notices your junk.

3.) When in a Co-Ed gym class, a girl bends over and you have to sit down to hide your massive erection.
1.) Banana Smuggler - "Wow. look at these pajama pants, they still fit!"

Step-Father - "Are you smuggling a banana?"

2.) Self explanatory

3.) Girl - " WoW! I dropped my phone" ( Bends Over )

Boy - Oh damn.... ( Sits down to hide boner )
by Ticklebottom March 7, 2010
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Banana Legs

After smoking a lot of weed, the feeling one experiences in their legs. (numb, lazy, floaty type feeling).
- "Wow my banana legs are SO bad right now that I don't even want to walk to get food."
by TheChronicKingWes115 October 18, 2009
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Nigger Bananaing

When you have bananas and they're so old they turn completely black and you don't know what to do with them so you throw them at peoples houses.
Probably the most fun you will ever have.
Dude u wanna go to this party with me tonight?

Nah man im going nigger bananaing
by JamalAfrica December 25, 2010
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banana boogie

Using abdominal muscle groups along with those along the anus to make your penis dance.
Sarah invited me over so she could watch me do the banana boogie.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
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