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Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.
That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.
by dreamie09 August 22, 2022
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bat ping

When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you
i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.
by a.b.eirce March 23, 2017
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softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls
A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls
by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017
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Sex bat

Damn that guy is so FUCKING hot.. he is a sex bat.
by Upsidedown cactus July 31, 2017
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crawling bat

"When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.

-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 18, 2023
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Bats Moment

When something stupid happens when it shouldn't work as it has.
I have had a bats moment.
by Crxissxnt December 2, 2022
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Bling Bat

Some who wear fake bling
Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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