Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

american double barrel piledriver

When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.

Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!

by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 1, 2022

Gay cracker barrel

Cracker barrel is going gay, weve lost it.

“Yk, maybe it is time for gay cracker barrel”

by Skippytoilet June 24, 2024

rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while

Oh she a rusty barrel

by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017

Sneaky Barrel

When someone is hiding that they are getting fat.

Josh: Hey Sam, have you noticed something different about Robbie lately?

Sam: Ya he's been growing a sneaky barrel.

Josh: It's true he's been eating to many Doritos!

by Amigo#1 October 4, 2019

Barrel

Punch kick!

(pretend that nothing is here *barrel*)

by Allnamesaretakengoddamnit May 12, 2025

Barrel Maxxing

the inability to take a joke or thinking everything is directed at you.

Dude stop barrel maxxing just take the joke.

by mmitmat December 16, 2023