The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.
"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
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When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.
Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.
by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025
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by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017
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Tod: How did your date with Stacy go, John?
John: Used The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle to make her love me. She wants to see me again tonight.
Tod: Right on man.
John: Used The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle to make her love me. She wants to see me again tonight.
Tod: Right on man.
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