batting off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH

Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 21, 2005

empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011

Cager Baiting

When a biker gets angry at someone in a car hoping they’ll apologize for their actions.

This biker got mad at me because they didn’t know what brakes are, but I didn’t apologize because I’m not a fan of cager baiting.

by McNiggason April 20, 2018

Jack balling

When you willingly cut ur nuts in half and you jack off with them using them as a cock ring

I walked in on my son jack balling...i was so disappointed.

by XxKinkLordxX May 22, 2018

fire balling

when a guy goes down on a girl, eating out, and she is on her monthly period... Just like snowballing because afterwards the guy makes out with the girl

I was just planning on snowballing with her but she was on period we we ended up fire balling

by call me T September 15, 2006

Colleen Ballinger

Colleen Ballinger is known to be Miranda Sings. She is an amazing mother with premature twins at a NICU and vlogs her journey on Colleen Vlogs. She has a husband, actor Erik Stocklin and another son, Flynn Timothy Stocklin, who is nearly 3 years old. She has inspired millions of people and helps children with cancer by holding a fundraiser instead of birthday gifts. Colleen is a kind and loving person.

Colleen Ballinger is known to be Miranda Sings.

by emcozycolleen November 24, 2021

Colleen Ballinger

A YouTube influencer who at this time is currently pregnant with twins she is the wife to Erik Stocklin and together already have one son called flynn stocklin. Her Siblings are Rachel Ballinger, Christopher Ballinger, and Trent Ballinger these four have a great friendship. She is a sweet and calming person and has never been unkind to a fan unless she has had to defend herself.

Colleen Ballinger is a social influencer who started her career on youtube by the name of miranda sings that channel now had 10mil subscribers and her main channel isnt far behind.

by Ballinqera May 31, 2021