A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them
by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 11, 2025

the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald
by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017
