bum tart

when a guy cums in ur butt and u cum in his..

keyur:hey what was that thing u did to me last night ?
shaunak:hey we played bum tarts!!i love you!

bum tart by punani patel July 24, 2011

bum truffle 

is when u fart and think its ok until you check your underpants you find a small nugget of plop has been produced.

daniel u big bum truffle

bum truffle by richierich June 4, 2005

bum pee 

A very runny poo. Usually caused after one eats many prunes or similar foods. A bum pee is liquidy but may contain other chunks of food (peanuts, corn etc)

"I hate bum pee" (Done best in a British accent)
or
"I had such a bad case of bum pee that the toilet looked like it was full of ice tea when it was all done"

bum pee by SpMaAl February 28, 2009

bum a smoke

to get a cigarette from someone for free.

Girl 1: hey can i bum a smoke?
Girl 2: sure. here, have fun getting cancer

bum a smoke by Kennedi Greene March 1, 2009

bum out 

When you have absolutely nothing to do and waste time when you could be doing something productive (i.e. going outside).

Man I ain't got shit to do today, I'll just bum out.

bum out by ubersmilee June 9, 2009

bum nuggets

Little brown pieces that fall out of your anus whilst straining, usually over a toilet.

I'm just going to let out a few bum nuggets.

bum nuggets by mercunium September 20, 2003

Bum Fucked Egypt 

Pertaining to a location that is in the middle of nowhere.

You live in the middle of Bum Fucked Egypt.

Bum Fucked Egypt by Schink May 6, 2003