by Roy Rogers McFreelyy August 8, 2021
Get the Beach Heatermug. A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
Get the Beach dickmug. Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale
by NzCoCoPoPs June 18, 2021
Get the Beached Whalemug. When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.
by Ohcanada1966 August 25, 2019
Get the Beach burritomug. Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.
"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."
"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"
"No, a beach umbrella..."
"Beach hum...ber...land??"
"UMBRELLA!"
"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"
"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"
"No, a beach umbrella..."
"Beach hum...ber...land??"
"UMBRELLA!"
"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"
by geoff rowan October 16, 2008
Get the Beach Humberlandmug. 4 block long beach community in New Jersey. Has hot moms and even hotter daughters. It's always five o'clock there- these people know how to party.
Yo, where can we go tonight?
Let's go to Silver Beach....South Lagoon Road has really hot chicks
Arent, they like 30?
Nah mannn they are only late 20s
Let's go to Silver Beach....South Lagoon Road has really hot chicks
Arent, they like 30?
Nah mannn they are only late 20s
by BeachPatrol69 February 12, 2021
Get the Silver Beachmug. a cool indie rock group that have nice songs such as classic J dies and goes to hell part 1,yoshi's island, and cold weather
by pakodecruz July 2, 2023
Get the glass beachmug.