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Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.
"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".
by swollen_member September 28, 2022
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João Batista

A typical Braz-.. British name, normally referring to a male João Batista's like to watch anime and like top of the curve girls. they typically have curly hair and a attractive little sister
Person A : you know who João Batista is?

Person B: Yes João Batista loves Omori
by HypperAstro November 5, 2022
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Sean Bates

Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex
Man I love Sean bates he is so amazing!
by Mahsee September 3, 2023
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Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping
Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.
by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024
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Jordan bates

by Jordanlikeskids May 28, 2024
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tim bates

Dragging your nuts across something in 4-low
Im Dragging my nuts across your girls face in tim bates 4-low
by SNAFU2003 January 6, 2025
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jordy bates

by Vege55 February 12, 2025
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