The batman

When your smashin in a ally and your parents find you but you shoot them with the load.

My friend harry tried the batman this weekend he was put down.

by 694206969 November 15, 2021

Batman

Character from popular marvel comics

Batman dies in endgame

by IMBATMANFROMMARVEL November 16, 2023

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon

a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

by Léonard October 28, 2023

batman

a cry baby a person who is stupid and dumb he is an orphan

Girl1: ew its batman
Girl2: *hurls*

by galaxy712 January 25, 2022

batman

An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.

Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman

by Matthew Cameron August 16, 2008

Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

by arf79 July 20, 2023

Batman

A superhero that is in most of the DC comics. His real name is Bruce Wayne. He is super rich

Interviewer: Batman, I don't know a lot about you so can we do some questions?
Batman: Sure!
Interviewer: Okay, so first question. Batman, where are your parents?
Batman: ...

by Swampert_cool November 24, 2022