The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006
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Get the dirty alara mug.When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.
Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*
Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...
Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.
Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...
Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...
Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.
Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...
by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008
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Always looking for an opportunity to achieve financial and emotional security.
Bold, independent and inquisitive.
Is a peacemaker. Understands the law of harmony and loyalty.
Always willing to share happiness and spread joy to those around.
Always looking for an opportunity to achieve financial and emotional security.
Bold, independent and inquisitive.
Is a peacemaker. Understands the law of harmony and loyalty.
Always willing to share happiness and spread joy to those around.
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Yo, five alarm chili was like "Julian's ride would be a dope ride to pull some poon in, that is if he wasn't rockin it."
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