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Irish Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."

"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006
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G-alarm

The sound one makes when there g-spot is being stimulated; Moaning; orgasm.
"My girlfriends G-alarm is so loud im glad she lives by herself"
by talroma December 9, 2008
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dirty alara

When a slut, has sex in the bushes, and gets probably gets sticks up the ass
Boy: did you here what jarred did at the party on Friday

Boy: yeah I heard he is such a dirty Alara
by Cancer.puss bum September 1, 2021
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False Alarm

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.
Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...
by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008
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alarm poach

when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach
by the twizzle January 2, 2008
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Allardice

Powerful and complete.
Always looking for an opportunity to achieve financial and emotional security.
Bold, independent and inquisitive.
Is a peacemaker. Understands the law of harmony and loyalty.
Always willing to share happiness and spread joy to those around.
He is loyal and humble, he is an Allardice
by mamamia1422 May 13, 2014
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five alarm chili

Nickname for a real hot and crazy gangstar in the nejghborhood. Generally someone who talks a lot and is known for his "hot-n-spicy" wit.
Yo, five alarm chili was like "Julian's ride would be a dope ride to pull some poon in, that is if he wasn't rockin it."
by bryant October 22, 2004
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