April First

Apart from being April Fool's Day, the official termination of the four-month torture all Regular Decision high school seniors must endure.

John: I applied Regular Decision by the January 1st deadline. It's April First and I got rejected from all my colleges. What the hell do I do now?

Larry: Phoenix Online?

by michellesmentos March 21, 2010

April 8th

International fuck your best friend day! If you can, fuck them good enough they'll fuck you on a day that isn't April 8th too.

Jessica: Hey Adam, it's April 8th! Let's get it on bestie!

by SagittariusRuler97 April 7, 2021

April Fools

an overrated prank day that happens on April 1 of every year

ohhhh your shoe is untied! APRIL FOOLS HUR HUR

by lmr428 April 18, 2011

April 9th

Fuck a friend day

I’m finna fuck my bsf it’s April 9th.

by Kill a hoe March 24, 2021

April 15

April 15 is national i fucked your mom day. It’s a day where you fuck somebody’s mom. Go up to anybody and say “I fucked your mom” and it will be just fine.

Boby: Hey lil tim it’s April 15! You know what that means?

Lil tim: you fucked my mom?
Boby: yes sir les get this bread

by BadddBitchperiodt April 14, 2019

April 18

April 18 is national grab dick, ass , or boobs day

April 18 , “I grabbed ya butt ,and I grab ya dick “ 😂

by Thicc bih 🥰 April 17, 2019

April 11

The day when you can do anything you want (can’t be anything illegal)

Me:I’m going out bye
Mom:no you have to stay home and do homework

Me: no cause it’s April 11th

by Brooklyndelilah12 November 8, 2019