Anal Lease

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Anal Latte Art

When a girl has diarrhea so she does a headstand and lets it sit on top of her anus. The guy will then shoot his load into the dark creamy liquid and tries to make a design.

Bob: hey Jim how’s the coffee business going?
Jim: I decided to bring it into the bedroom with Stacy and we did Anal Latte Art last night

by CoffeeBoi69 February 15, 2020

cranial anal ectomy

when someone needs to have their head surgically removed from their ass

Check out that guy he has got his head shoved up his ass so far he needs a glass stomach so he can see where he is going, He would be a prime candidate for a cranial anal ectomy

by Heywood Ja blowmee January 11, 2012

Anal Earthquake

When a woman farts during the course of anal sex.

The ground shook up something mighty as my wife's ANAL EARTHQUAKE destroyed the bed.

by F John Stank June 28, 2008

Anal Hacker

An unwanted intruder in your ass

I bent down for the soap and an anal hacker got me

by that other 4 guy May 13, 2009

anal cumshot

To ejaculate onto the ass of a woman, usually after anal sex and often into an open asshole.

Girl: "You gonna give me an anal cumshot?"
Guy: "Yeah if you hold it open for me"

by the butt buster November 27, 2009

swirly anal

bend a girl over a toilet and shove her head in it. then flush it while ur doing her in the butt.

Dude i gave that girl a swirly anal last night.

by wall`e May 11, 2011