alarm poach

when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...

Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach

by the twizzle January 2, 2008

Allardice

Powerful and complete.
Always looking for an opportunity to achieve financial and emotional security.
Bold, independent and inquisitive.
Is a peacemaker. Understands the law of harmony and loyalty.
Always willing to share happiness and spread joy to those around.

He is loyal and humble, he is an Allardice

by mamamia1422 May 13, 2014

five alarm chili

Nickname for a real hot and crazy gangstar in the nejghborhood. Generally someone who talks a lot and is known for his "hot-n-spicy" wit.

Yo, five alarm chili was like "Julian's ride would be a dope ride to pull some poon in, that is if he wasn't rockin it."

by bryant October 22, 2004

Alcarax

the God of laxatives

Thank Alcarax this piece of shit came out.

by bread infection December 10, 2009

albarran

A sexy ass beaner tgatd would bounce on dick as much as they can and lives there hair but get slot of girl but it doesn't do any good cause they all have choads

Fuck me dad your such a sexy albarran

by Daddy long duck April 7, 2017

Irish Alarm Clock

when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness

Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.

by stoutlover August 31, 2010

Irish Alarm Clock

The sound someone makes when they overreact about nothing

Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest

Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off

Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*

Person 1&2: Oh shit.

by The Grunge Girl thats no bitch August 27, 2009