Prince Albert in a can

To use pierced male genitalia for anal sex.

The next day he was bragging to his friends about giving her a Prince Albert in a can.

by slugger bob October 18, 2010

Fat Albert

The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.

I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

albert

An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.

An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage

chad - stop being such an albert!

Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?

by EE3-Bro's-bro December 8, 2009

alder mode

When someone is playing video games all day

Sterl was on the kamode in Alder Mode when he was playing Ps3 all day on his new 42¨ flat screen

by On The Kamode January 13, 2008

Albertisms

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode

Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"

by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013

Alberto

A very hyper and exciting person. People with this name are also very kind hearted. This name means "bright and noble" but depending on it's origin, it also means "wanderer".

"Wow he's very hyper today!"
"He's not just hyper, he's Alberto!"

by Mark_0534 April 19, 2018

Albert

Well..people with this name are usually smart and they are also known as a macho boy or also known as a playboy. They know how to play games carefully. They are not happy having one girl with them. Tbh they would love the village to be with them. Try to not be greedy. It's for your own good. Change before it's too late. Because of your attitude, you might or had lost someone who worth a fortune.

Albert made a wrong move and he was in trouble.

by Mommyoffacts December 30, 2017