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alliayah

Often a twin or someone who can be a fuckin retard but also quite funny, she’s often very tall and odd
Alliayah often likes pissing off her siblings and thinks she’s hilarious
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Allah

Allah, or better known as Satan (The fallen Angel).

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The Quran describes Allah as the best deceiver there is, a liar who is not above using the same evil and wicked schemes of his opponents.

For example, the Quran calls Allah a makr, in fact the best makr there is:

Other texts that identify Allah as a makr include:

Are they then secure from Allah's deception (makra Allahi)? None deemeth himself secure from Allah's deception (makra Allahi) save folk that perish. S. 7:99,

Lest Muslims accuse these lexicons of bias or distortion notice what Muslim scholar Dr. Mahmoud M. Ayoub says when he asks,

"how the word makr (scheming or plotting), which implies deceitfulness or dishonesty, could be attributed to God." (The Quran and Its Interpreters – The House of Imran State University of New York Press SUNY, Albany 1992, Volume II, p. 165; italic emphasis ours)

After listing several Muslim sources he quotes a renowned Muslim expositor named ar-Razi who wrote that,

"scheming (makr) is actually an act of deception aiming at causing evil. It is not possible to attribute deception to God. Thus the word is one of the muttashabihat multivalent words of the Quran." (Ibid., p. 166; italic emphasis ours)

Unfortunately for ar-Razi, the Quran attributes deception to Allah since it identifies him as the best makr there is.

Ayoub also sources one Muslim who actually boasted of Allah being the best conniver/deceiver/schemer etc.,

The real GOD FORBIDs any deception!
Allah is best compared to Satan, as "The Best of the Greatest Deceiver's!"
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Allahuakbared

Allahuakbared
When a has been raped sodomized and mutilated by someone shouting Allahu Akbar.
Hunderds of young people dancing at the peace festival near Gaza border have been Allahuakbared by Palestoids from Gaza.
by Tuhu Bacod June 12, 2024
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allahu akbar

something you should shout VERY loudly in public places (best place is an airport)
jess: sweetie remember the story of how granny was trapped in an elevator during 9/11?
cindy: yeah, but what’s that man over there doing?
man: ALLAHU AKBARRR! *fires AK as bombs go off in distance*
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Allish

Allish
adjective
Al·lish /ˈɔ lɪʃ/

1. Pertaining to the communication style and social behaviors typical of allistic (non-autistic) individuals.

Example: "In an Allish conversation, people often rely heavily on direct eye contact and conventional social cues."

2. Reflecting the norms, practices, and linguistic patterns commonly used by neurotypical people.

Example: "The training program was designed to teach allistic individuals how to navigate social interactions where no one else is fluent in Allish."

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Etymology:
Derived from "allistic," a term used to describe individuals who are not on the autism spectrum, combined with the suffix "-ish" to denote a characteristic or style.
Example: "When speaking Allish, it is customary to maintain direct eye contact and to stick to the most commonly used prosodic and word stress patterns. This is critical if your well-being depends on avoiding making allistic people uncomfortable, because violating allistic social norms can result in numerous negative social repercussions for autistic individuals.”
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Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.
Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.
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allaht

allaht means all of that, it's like a slang used when typing, like a typo .
why you got allaht food on yo plate ???
by ikyflaai December 15, 2024
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