African rain dance

The act of inserting a womans hard nipple into a mans pee hole, then the man urinates, making the urine "rain" on her.

My old lady wanted to shower last night, but I talked her into an African rain dance instead.

by Mintberrycrunch91 April 22, 2011

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African monkey tickler

The act of sticking ones penis in a hairy mans ass. Then you tickle him until he defecates on your penis. Then you force the man to suck the other mans penis.

I saw Kyle and Zach today giving each other African monkey ticklers, they looked tired.

by simmondiew November 17, 2010

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African Whore Sickness

AIDS

Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.

by George McBob September 9, 2009

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african trash compactor

Also known as a hippopotamus because of their huge mouths and impressive jaw strength

I was minding my own business taking a dip in the pond and a fucking African trash compactor came charging towards me!

by Mechanicalengineear March 28, 2020

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Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.

"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"

"Anything to suggest?"

"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."

by WhyAreAndy January 31, 2010

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