by Johnny Christmas September 17, 2003
Get the open asshole mug.a) someone who never stops talking long enough to think
b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think
c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied
b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think
c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied
He's a talking asshole who knows plenty of women.
He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.
"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs
He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.
"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs
by atomicsteambunny March 24, 2006
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Random Assholes are people who show up to parties uninvited or nobody knows who they are.
Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
by YevYev March 3, 2011
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Get the Canada's asshole mug.Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.
Two people arguing:
person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?
person 2: Go fuck yourself!
person 1: Fuck you!
person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!
person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?
person 2: Go fuck yourself!
person 1: Fuck you!
person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!
by zippojoker August 25, 2009
Get the kiss my asshole mug.Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form
Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.
Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.
Tear you a new asshole
Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.
Tear you a new asshole
by Airin Smith November 2, 2013
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