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Cock artist

A term used to describe someone (in my own case a female) who is very good at pleasuring cocks. If an artist is good/an expert with doing art, a cock artist is an expert with cocks. A good cock artist will find the sensitive parts on a cock and utilise them for her own/the receivers benefit. She will guage this by the receivers reaction as he is touched in various places, by his breathing, his heart rate, his facial expression (unless it's dark), how he moves, his own body in response. Importantly, a good cock artist takes the time to get to know a new cock. She will likely be intelligent so able to do this quite quickly. Good times.
Guy 1: "Dude, how's it going with that new girlfriend"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"
by Dr.Anonymous28 September 21, 2016
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Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display
Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"
by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023
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Don Artist

don artist - noun - a "person" ( debatable ) who lies openly, and with little to no effort put into the lies. Who then lies about telling the lies. despite film evidence.
associated - donned - Verb - believing a don artists lies, despite all evidence being contrary to the don artists claims.
the president is a don artist. - dont get Donned, you cant trust anything that person says, he's so fulla shit his eyes got a shade darker! - that don artist took the american people for billions!
by some random asshat April 16, 2020
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Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
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Antagonizer Con Artist

Someone who antagonizes someone and when they snap back at them they act all innocent and get other people to attack the person that snapped back at them because they were convinced that the antagonizer is the victim.
Person 1: You look easy to draw and your family doesn't love you.
Person 2: Bitch excuse me? You are literally built like what comes out of my dog's ass, shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch.
Person 1: Omg, why are you being so rude to me? I didn't do anything wrong! I was just playing the game!
Entire ant colony of people: *Harasses Person 2*
Person 2: That bitch is literally an Antagonizer Con Artist, why the fuck would you believe that thing? Can you not read chat logs...
by Pixiedust423 Stan March 30, 2024
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Tarantula Artist

A non stop artist who is like a tarantula that webs for an awhile, determined to get their food set & ready. Just like an artist who doesn’t stop making music til his/her craving is achieved.
Guy 1: Dude you need some sleep, always staying up making music, you’re like a tarantula artist

Guy 2: well that’s what us tarantula artists do best, non stop making music til our cravings are achieved.
by UnknownArtist. November 3, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Tays2cents' Denial Of Angel Jose RObles Changing His Name TO Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna As Weel As Having THe Artist Name Of Doctor Sparta<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Tays2cents' Denial Of Angel Jose RObles Changing His Name TO Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna As Weel As Having THe Artist Name Of Doctor Sparta<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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