Alabama Mud Crab

When someone defacates in a women's vagina and the women uses her pelvic floor to blow muddy bubbles from her rotten brown covered stank hole

Sandra paid for a new bed but after a rank night out the Alabama Mud Crab destroyed her bedding

by Standstiff November 3, 2021

Alabama Taco Supreme

When you shit in your sister's mouth, use it for taco meat, and then use her piss and your cum for sauce!

What people in Alabama do on Cinco de mayo

Yo, me and my sis pulled an Alabama Taco Supreme last night. She still can't get all the shit out of her mouth!

by Bootybeater21 January 5, 2023

alabama rocking chair

When a girl rocks back and forth from ine dick in her ass to another in her pussy.

Dude it was awesome, the chick wanted to ride our alabama rocking chair!

by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015

alabama clam hammer

Much like an "Alabama clam slammer," the male does a hand stand during intercourse and on his decent he slams his penis in to his partners butthole

I was with Cathy and I gave her an Alabama clam hammer and ended up wearing a pink sock!

by Dookie84 June 28, 2016

Alabama Hooking

When you encounter a hooker who happens to be a family member but you still have sex with them

Dude, I saw this really hot hooker yesterday. She was my sister but I still went Alabama hooking

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

Alabama Sweet Meat

Extensive exercise or work in the sun all day makes your nether regions sweaty and sticky so bad that if your girl want to give you a blow job she has't to peel that smelly dick off your inner thigh like peeling the protective film off your new phone.

My wife was so horny last night after i came home from work, I had no time to shower and she was stuck with that Alabama Sweet Meat.

by noah p m September 28, 2018

alabama hot pocket

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

by Vlorg August 19, 2006