Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

by cwbyz April 12, 2023

lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016

Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.

My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama

by Tru goo March 31, 2017

Alabama popsicle

A sexual act in which a person poops inside a condom and freezes it, creating a dildo

I gave her the good ol' Alabama Popsicle but it melted before she could use it

by FartSniffer420 October 17, 2021

alabama firefly

When you flick your still lit cigarette butt at someone after asking them if they've ever seen an Alabama firefly.

Charlie asked for an Alabama firefly, so I showed him.

by DW'sGirl December 21, 2013

Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock

Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021