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Alabama

A place to live where you can die at the age of 93 and never see a horrible crime on TV. A state filled with polite people, with southern accents, and the hottest women in the united states. Great place to raise children, boring to live in. Has the best food around. State dish is Beans and 'taters.
I've lived in both california and alabama, and I know first hand california has as many rednecks as alabama, but california has more racism, and worse standards of living.
by Jimmy Thompson March 1, 2005
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Alabama Fudge Cake

A sexual situation where a black man is on the bottom being bummed by a lil white girl, as this is happening another black man is bumming the white girl and on top of him is a black man bumming the other black man. and one more black man buming the other blackman.
Fuck me dude me n the guys fucking Alabama fudge caked that white girl last night,

oh dude you totaly missed out everyone got fucked of there face on crack and then i woke up in the middle of an alabama fudge cake.
by Burkieboy August 22, 2009
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Alabama

Alabama is a southern state squished between Mississippi and Georgia. There are a few nicknames for Alabama, such as: Yellow Hammer State, Heart of Dixie, and the Cotton State. It's motto is "Audemus jura nostra defendere," which is Latin for "We dare defend our rights."

The largest city (by land area) in Alabama is Huntsville, and the largest Metropolitan statistical area is the greater Birmingham area. Alabama was admitted into the union on December 14, 1819, it was the twenty second state to enter the union.

Alabama is considered to be an illiterate state, filled to the brim with incest and racist rednecks carrying guns. As you've probably already noticed, Alabama is a state with people in it. Like, real people. People that make decisions for them selves and their families. But, not every person in Alabama is the same.

Alabama does not have the best education system, but I've heard their working on it. Alabama is full of a lot of old people (I'm serious, I think the water is magic down there) and they still carry the same beliefs they were raised with. So yeah, the old people are a pretty racist so they raised their kids with severely biased opinions. But the generation of young people now aren't that bad, sure there are plenty of people with their own differing opinions, but that's their opinions not the whole population of the state.
Alabama is a state, just like any other state. It may not sound as exciting as California or New York. But, it's still pretty cool.
by I am a useless potato June 30, 2014
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Alabama Funnel

When indulging in intercourse one partner inserts a snorkeler into the others asshole the other partner then proceeds to shit down the snorkeler. Partner one then blows the shit back up the snorkeler and the other shits it back. This goes on until one person give up and can no longer go on.
Bob: "How was the sex with your girl last night?"

Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."
by Thelordandsaviorjesuschrist August 21, 2011
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Alabama Logjammer

when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).
Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.
by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009
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alabama death ride

Forcing a lesbian activist and anti-male female to perform fellatio on a male while she is humming Sweet Home Alabama.
Greg performed the alabama death ride last night with cindy. She was pissed.
by doctronx boys February 16, 2009
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Alabama Diorama

When one defecates directly into a shoebox for artistic purposes, typically for school projects and other similar endeavors.

Several classifications of Alabama Dioramas exist, the most prevalent being crapier mache.
My 5th grade teacher teacher in Tuscaloosa wanted me to do an extra credit assignment, but I just gave that bitch an Alabama Diorama.
by Andy S. and Malik G. February 15, 2008
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