Meat Rug

Unshorn rug of hair on the pubis that may or may not obscure all or part of the man meat

John looked so sexy until I saw his penis was hidden in a meat rug.

by Simin Allin November 25, 2020

Rug

A person who likes to wait around for sex, when you get dropped they swoop in and put out their welcome mat.

"Oh man I just got dropped by my girlfriend"
"Aww to bad bro, oh wait a rug is coming to steal her"
"Oh man bro"
"I know rugs suck"

by Ilovesweetkiwi April 6, 2017

Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.

"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"

by Braegan October 17, 2021

Rug Kisser

Racist term for praying Muslims

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.

by Captain Lean September 30, 2015

rug muncher

name for lily upton. also knows as “Lesbian,” exactly what she is!

“Ong look there’s rug muncher!”

by brookeb0x (snap) November 23, 2021

Washing The Rug

Cumming into a sex doll that has already been came in by other men; insinuating your dick is being cleansed by the other men’s semen

Craig: Yo John, i was washing the rug the other day.
John: Intentionally!?!? You fuckin gay?
Craig: Shiiiiit....

by Enzooooooooo February 7, 2019

Rug

An insult to someone if there being weird or annoying and creepy or u can use it like cap like ur not lying

That person is a rug
No rug

by Rug bro 22 December 14, 2020