jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jarred Legare

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.

man jarred legare is so fucking fat god damn!!!!

by jlegare fan April 5, 2019

jam jar

faithybaby’s vagina

jam jar is an organ belonging to the current gf of ellie j ( soon to be ex )

by meelie February 20, 2023

butter jar

A fat or overweight person.

Those women are just a couple of butter jars. They're just fat. Seriously love lose some weight.

by clubprice September 22, 2010

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

Jar

A glass, typically a pint of beer, especially Guinness. In Ireland a jar usually ends up as many more than just one.

I'll be back in an hour love! I'm just nippin' out for a quick jar.

by anonymous September 30, 2021

Jiggy jar jar Doo

It means I love you

Baby jiggy jar jar doo freaking much

by Xx3unknownx3x March 4, 2024