The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 6, 2012

my dih hurt

My dih hurt used from males to explain that their penis (reggular or chode) (only circumcised) may be feeling injured for instance:

1 getting kicked in the dick
2 getting punched in the dick
3 landing on dick
4 crushing dick
5 she broke it doing a flip
.

Garry:not experiencing penile pain
Travis:experiencing dih pain

Travis, " gawd damnnit garry my dih hurt(gary kicked him it weiner)
Gary, " i hope your dih hurt

by Mr bum on coney Island March 2, 2025

Hurting gaming

When your opponent is running away from you in a first person shooter, and you get to kill them, because they can't fire back.

Bert: "Omg I got him, that's what I call hurting gaming"
Josephine: "Nice bro"

by Hadtod September 24, 2022

My Back Hurts

A term used to politely decline an offer to preform an action.

no, my back hurts

by My Back Hurts Share definition February 3, 2025

him hurt

When a man is hurt and then becomes petty after a woman treats/ talks to him a certain way

boy : say girl lemme get yo number

girl : (laughs with her friends ) boy bye

boy: man whateva you ugly anyway

girl: owww him hurt

(Laughs)

by saltyfries May 1, 2016

Hurt

Call burt

Hurt ? Call Burt

by Imnotfunny:) December 15, 2019

Hurted

If someone punches you that shit hurted

If you punch me I will say that shit hurted

by Maria who else November 23, 2021