Kevin

One of the most amazing and beautiful people on this earth. Extremely funny and outgoing. Kind of a dark sense of humor. Confidence practically radiates off him. Extreme sarcasm. But he's also one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He's generous and has great manners, and will do whatever he can to make sure you're okay. PURE GODLIKE BEAUTY. How can a man be this gorgeous? The world may never know. Usually around 6'0-6'3. Wears a lot of flannels, loves rock and music in general, kind of a geek when it comes to things like Harry Potter and LOTR.

Madi- "Who's that fine piece of man candy over there???"
Kyla- "That's Kevin! Isn't he amazing?"
Madi- "Total daddy material!"

by h e l p m e October 31, 2017

Kevin

Gay

Kevin is Gay and his mom is a whore

by Kevinsmomisawhore October 15, 2019

Kevin

To act like a nonce

Stop being a Kevin...

(stop acting like a nonce)

by SCRees September 6, 2019

Kevin

A very handsome fellow that is quite charming yet full of himself. He walks around like hes the shit when in fact, he is the shit. Hes actually sweet (sometimes) funny and intelligent and remembers literally all the lyrics to like every song. Kevin has quite the spectacular music taste and kevin also knows how to significantly change ones mood and make it better. Kevin also has nice eyes that you may find yourself staring into and you may find yourself falling for a kevin. Kevin is also a goofball its almost impossible to stay mad at him because of his clownlike ways. Kevin is also a nerd.Kevin is also extremely talented at what he sets his mind too.Kevin somehow finds out everything.He is also extremely laid back.

Her:Whats your friends name?
Him: Kevin
Her:Oh my days I love him

by JayCrayes July 15, 2019

Kevin

A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart

Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!

by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018

Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.

My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.

by Bangorrang July 19, 2017

Kevin

A dad who's a failed sports person so they put all their energy into their children's games.

That man yelled at my 9 year old for not getting a goal, what a fucking Kevin.

by madebyfire October 18, 2020