panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

Batty fap

Bum wank.

Arse wank.

"Go have a batty fap you battyfapper."

"Quit your battyfapping!" - Stop being an arse wanker.

The term Battyfapper may be used to describe the profession of male and female strippers, who parade their batty for the fapping pleasure of their audience.

by MintJollyBoy January 6, 2012

Timed-Fap

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.

I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!

by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011

The fap-bastard

"The lonely suburban" to masterbate while pooping or just sitting on the toilet.

Dude I ate some bad food yesterday so I had plenty of time on the toilet for the fap-bastard

by Johnny coxvile August 20, 2017

Fap clap

Fap clap is when a guy is jerking off and it makes a clapping sound. *clap* *clap*

Yo maaaaan you wanna go fap clap to that hot girl?

by lol rRed January 10, 2019

fap leather

The cloth that you use to wipe up the semen after masturbating, the name comes from the cloth becoming stiff like leather from all of the use that it gets.

Person one: Hey Joey! I need to get a new fap leather.
Person two: yeah me to mine feels more like a brick than a cloth.

by MrMaclroy July 17, 2018

Fap battle

A competition time see how can go the longest with sex of any kind

Jon challenge d Jason to fap battle that was in 2016 some say if thus continues it will destroy the world

by French intesifies August 22, 2018