douche candy

A derogatory term used to describe an ex boyfriend/girlfriend or ex husband/wife. Could also be used to describe someone who has done you wrong. Or just plain stupid people.

"Don't be such a douche candy!"

"He/she is a douche candy."

by Rachel Steinberg October 24, 2006

douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina May 13, 2005

Deutsche Douche

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019

Douche Muppet

1. Similar to a douchebag, except their tendancy is be an absolute prick is not of their own doing. They are most likely a prick because they think it is cool, or it will make them popular.
2. A prick who is also a tool.

I could call you a douchebag, or I could call you a puppet. Sir, you are both; you fucking douche muppet.

by Matty.C April 29, 2005

douche-tard

Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.

"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"

by natedog2010 July 5, 2009

YouTube Douche

A person who posts comments directed towards the people who voted the video Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down

YouTube Douche: 1523 People are bullies.

by MadMadMax01 November 3, 2010

douche.0

A person who somehow manages to take their douche baggery to a whole new level

Wow! I always knew he was a douche, but that last move brought him to level douche.0

by sexmuffin47 July 29, 2011