cancer wife

A woman you've picked out to marry in the event that you're wife dies of cancer

Shelley's so hot! I've picked her as my cancer wife.

by Questionable decision maker March 29, 2017

Poo cancer

Poo cancer is more commonly referred to as constipation. It is the result of the continuous growth and proliferation of poo cells in the colon and rectum. Sometimes this is also referred to as a butt baby and requires an epidural to pass. President Donald Trump was a butt baby and was passed via his mother's rectum. This is why he is such a piece of shit.

I ate at P.F. Changs all week and now I have poo cancer!

by Do the Stammy Leg February 22, 2020

cancer kid

a brat that annoys people with his presence alone or someone who acts childish

this discord cancer kid never learns his lessons

by random_guy_27 June 11, 2019

breasticular cancer

Having breast and testicular cancer simultaneously.

That tranny totes has breasticular cancer

by Gyorg Lopez July 14, 2014

cancer research

a charity

have you heard of cancer research?
yeah!

by zoopoo February 17, 2015

cancer banger

A person who shaves their head and bangs cancer patients.

My older sister got banged by the "cancer banger"

by Adolf Clitler November 16, 2016

cancer cloud

-A bad-smelling cloud of cigarette smoke.

Yolanda- I was leaving the bar last night and I walked through a nasty-ass cancer cloud!
Tim- Oh snap!

by omglazergun March 16, 2008