lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".

Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.

by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

growing the beard

When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.

Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically

-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.

by Ufotofu9 June 3, 2014

bearded moose

A penis with a pubic hair afro.

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.

by somali pirate April 8, 2009

beard sex

When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)

Jon: Oh my God, that beard sex feels so good!
Josh: I'll never shave my beard again!

by Calvin Burton April 10, 2008

Beard gang

Beard gang refers to a social class of men with facial hair

He's so attractive, a beard gang, a man with style.

by Nwabuokei July 22, 2018

Trudeau's Beard

A beard grown with the sole purpose of making you look more adult, mature, experienced or wise, exactly as Justin Trudeau did before the Canadian 2019 parliamentary elections. It hepled him win even though he had an affair in which he was accused for being racist for his apparent fetish of painting himself brown at parties

"Have you seen Geo's new look? Whatcha all think?"
"I haven't ever thought of the possibility of seeing such a good example of Trudeau's Beard in real life. No way anyone's gonna believe he's older than 14."
"Yeah, but he could run for the PM's office if he supported the pipeline and spoke better French."

by th.unda June 8, 2020

Basement beard

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.

"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"

^that's love right there

by Dault December 17, 2013