When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018
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by Boy but not a girl November 23, 2018
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by nibfucker November 27, 2018
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by liljackrorke November 30, 2018
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by Ninja and jack December 1, 2018
Get the Jack mug.First of all he just looks disgusting. Second of all why do u tell delia u like her on Snapchat and then all of a sudden at school you act all innocent. Ur so innocent and I truly like DONT know why you like even have friends not even kidding bc u don’t deserve any friends. Ur so fake and stupid and back to the delia think it’s freaking obvious u like her in the first place and I rly want you to just go far far away from me and never come back. Like That would Make me so happy and drew can come w u tbh. Hank is way way better than you in so many ways. Ur hair is disgusting. Every time I look at ur face I want to throw up. Please stop. Go to sTeM. Go to garrison. Go to any middle school in the world EXEPT COASTAL. I am blessed that ur not in my homeroom. I would drop out of school and work at McDonald’s I don’t even care. Ur friends are terrible and so is ur face. Whenever someone ships me w u it’s probably cause I don’t talk to you in math. Maybe it’s cause I don’t want to look at ur ugly face I would rather die. have you ever heard the word “ignoring” that’s what i do to you sweetie. Oh but also you probably don’t even know that word cause u are the worst at spelling and a two year old could do better. You only leave out Liam cause he’s the only nice one of ur friends. Sorry to break it to you hunny but everyone else can die in a hole. INCLUDING you.. maybe you probably can marry delia I’m fREAKING China I don’t care but just stay far away from me and don’t ever talk to me.
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