but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence

person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018

do a Toby parker

When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.

I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.

by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024

Do ma my

mother fucker or fuck your mom

yo mum got a big ass, I fuck yo mum last night and it felt WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Do ma my

by Phat pussy victor June 15, 2018

Do the math

To do a bit of arithmetic calculation. Primarily heard in UK. To do figure out or put together information for oneself.

Six kids, one bathroom, you do the mat.
Why do you have no savings? You do the math.
To live where you want is really good, but do the math

by INGLÊS GRATUITO February 23, 2017

Doing a Jess

When each person in you household gets covid but one week apart so you have to stay lockdown for a month until everyone has recovered.

My son got covid, hopefully we all get it in one go so we're not Doing A Jess.

by Fishy94ish May 23, 2022

Do You Want a Cookie?

A way of saying I don’t care to someone.

Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”

by she’s mine. January 22, 2024

what dem stank hoes do

Sexual activity with a dirty chick

When a tinder rooney hit you up on tinder
Her: hey

Me: hey you 😉😉😉 what dem stank hoes do

by ilovecloudgod January 21, 2021