smurf cat

"In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."

omg i wanna kill myself if i see another smurf cat meme

by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023

Cat

The most self loving, most manipulative beings ever. Would kill you in your sleep if you weren't the one who fed it. The only reason it would cuddle you is to make you feed it. It is also extremely sassy. They are Karens.

The cat was the prime suspect for the murder.

by BookNerd7878 March 31, 2022

Cat

The better ball of fluff

Can be a house cat,
or a big wild kitty
Has a smol face like :3
Cats are feline

Hey, your cat caught a mouse today, although the mouse ran away before your cat killed it.

by giberain shepsky September 1, 2022

Doja cat

The most beautiful, talented, gorgeous and amazing woman on this planet and u can’t fricking deny that.
She’s a singer / rapper and she always gives “another day another slay period” type of vibe and she like so gorgeous and sexy.s

Someone: what’s the name of that Hot, beautiful, gorgeous lady who sings and raps?
You: doja cat 😃

by Urlocalamazingqueen July 8, 2022

cat pod

When you see your cat/ any cat, in a sphinx position, with their front paws tucked in

Hey babe, check out that cat pod over there.

by Methodical Muse August 18, 2017

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

Cat

Cat are THE internet animals of 2010. Probs they are even the reason why the internet got so big.

Example: „hey, have you seen that cat video where the cat fights with another cat?“

„Yeah, I have! It was funny“

by ItsPie April 29, 2021