Ninja Penis

A penis, made by a ninja it is normally a super long rod that you can hit your mates with. You can also stick it up peoples vagina holes. It's great.. I use them all the time

James: Can I show you my Ninja Penis?
Jessica: Only If you stick it into me ;)

by Magicarsewhipe April 5, 2009

small penis

To the vast majority of women, a penis of less that seven inches long, and six inches around. Sure, science might have it different, but women know what fills them up and makes them feel good. If you're smaller than that and your girl says you have a small cock, then it's justified. Wave around your scientific studies all you want... they reflect what's out there, but not what a woman wants to feel inside them or what we consider to be average size.

Jenny: "My boyfriend has a small penis, so I dumped him."

Rick: "Oh dear, what size was he?"

Jenny: "6 by 5.5."

Rick: "That's just the right size!"

Jenny: "Spare me. That might be what the studies reflect, but it feels like a gherkin inside me. I want my boyfriend to be at least 7 by 6, and all my girlfriends agree."

by Amanda Oakes June 25, 2010

Persian penis

As a persian woman I can say our men are not so exaggerated hung.

Small (4 inches) to average (5.3 inches ) is reality. I'm talking about Persian average. I still wonder about that top definition here lol, that must have written some persian guy by itself.

Persian woman: I'm gonna marry only Persian guys. What about you?

Me : Nope.

Her : why not?

Me : I'm not into Persian penis.

by Carla89 January 14, 2018

well penis

Your Grandpa's vagina

If you see a rinkley old penis, you KNOW it's your grandpa's!

by Michelle November 5, 2003

Asian Penis Syndrome

A geological phenomenon in which men of Asian countries, particularly Korea and Japan, have significantly smaller penises in both measurements of length and forth, than the worldwide average. This can be seen in penis comparison date on websites like Visualizer.com.

Asian Penis Syndrome is a major factor in the difficulty that Asian men have in pursuing relationships with Asian women who prefer better endowed white partners.

Lisa Peachy is such a good person, she’s willing to overlook her husband’s Asian Penis Syndrome.

by DrStevenBrule September 5, 2022

Screen Penis (Screenis)

The Screen Penis is a rather odd specimin that appears on screens all over the place, from computer screens, to TV screens and even mobile phone screens, certain sightings of Screenis have resulted in death.

'OMG! Look it's the Screen Penis (Screenis)!'
'I JUST GOT SCREENIS'D'

by Screenis Creator April 9, 2008

space penis

a penis that can grow in any space at any time on anyone.

Dude 1: Hey dude, i just got a space penis on my leg!
Dude 2: So did I!

by RIMJI October 20, 2010