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Newfoundland New Year

Celebrating a New Years count down in another Canadian province according to Newfoundland’s local time, in order to go to bed earlier than at midnight in your home time zone.
Living in Ontario we celebrated Newfoundland New Years at 10:30 pm, and then went to bed.
by Basall January 4, 2026
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New York sewer trap

A dirty swinger move where you hire a cheap hooker, slap a nice dress on her to make her pass as your date, and bring her to a swinger party. The whole point is to bait some clueless husband into pounding the prostitute while you raw-dog his hot wife upstairs. Trading sewer-level pussy for prime married ass.
Mike: Yo, how'd that swinger party go last night?
John: Bro, I ran the ultimate New York sewer trap. dude was all over her, and I spent the night balls-deep in his trophy wife.
by newyorkman January 6, 2026
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The New Jersey Gas Pump

When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026
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My new hat

When something just sticks

Unintentionally cool or fashionable
When some sage get stuck in your hair but it looks cool, that’s my new hat
by Suchsalad22 January 7, 2026
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My new hat

When something just sticks

Unintentionally cool or fashionable
When some sage get stuck in your hair but it looks cool, that’s my new hat
by Suchsalad22 January 7, 2026
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New york dirty pizza

New york dirty pizza is when you take a slice of new york style pizza then put it inside the vaginal opening then insert your penis inside finish then proceed to pull the pizza out and eat it
by Smurf penis January 8, 2026
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New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.
Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.
by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023
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