Time

Time is a man made concept in wich we still do not fully understand.

Violet: Hey, Sapphire, what time is it?
Sapphire: Time for me to break up with you.

by Timothy the Tenis Ball June 27, 2019

Timing

What you have

Me-have
You-not

The dog is timing

by Gong-gong boy September 22, 2022

Deem Time

The time to fuck shit up. The energy is unmatched and the vibes are immaculate. Nobody is safe and any idea is a good one. If you land a girl on deem time, always feel free to bump her rating up by a gentleman’s 2.

Damn, this guy is a menace to society. He must be on deem time.

by Mr.Time69 August 8, 2022

better luck last time!

Said to somebody who has been beaten/pwned/-o'd so badly that they will never recover.

HA!! You just got p'wnd! BETTER LUCK LAST TIME!!

by Dr. Bomb December 11, 2010

jale time

A period in da clink dat you hafta serve for abusing a substance of some kind. In America it refers to illegal drugs, but in da U.K. it could mean simply dat you tossed back too many tall frothies (i.e., pints of "ale") at da local pub.

Andy Capp occasionally has to do jale time for staggering about on his way home after having had Jackie re-fill his tankard too often.

by QuacksO January 27, 2023

Tom time

When the guys decide to get together to party, raise hell.

The guys are getting together for a little Tom time in the man cave before the kids get home.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Jasper's time

Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.

Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .

by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017