Smokin’ Farts

When a sports fan can no longer jump around in excitement while watching games because their team’s season ended & now has to sit & watch other games on the couch while breathing in their own farts (because they can no longer jump around their house in excitement). Depression from their team being eliminated causes them to become immobile on their couch during all following games.

Brett is gonna be smokin’ farts the rest of January since his favorite team just lost to their biggest rival in the playoffs. He no longer has the ability to get up & fart away from his wife while watching other games as he’s too depressed. Now his wife will inhale his farts as well, unless her team is still alive as she’ll watch in another room.

by JohnnyDarkEyes January 12, 2026

fart-cocking

A penis size and/or shape women particularly like farting on top of— especially during intercourse.

*Highly noted: There must have been crystal meth or Taco Bell involved. Otherwise she’s just extremely horny.

*See also* —Horny

“I ate Taco Bell and farted all night long and began fart-cocking on his cock-head.”
“Hmm..he must’ve had an average sized penis or a fart-cock”

by Rim-turd January 14, 2026

gaming farts

Farts that enhance your ability to write creatively, corner people into submission, develop your art projects, or perform at various singleplayer or multiplayer games.

Delaney: I just had several gaming farts.
Andrew: You don't play games, and you can't play games.
Delaney: It doesn't matter when you're still making minimum wage... maybe you should call for backup?

by Giv January 22, 2026

Fart lips

When a fart travels up the front of a women, through her labia.

Ewww that fart just went up the front. Now I have fart lips.

by FartLipsCreator January 22, 2026

Aura Farting

The opposite of aura farming. The act of farming negative aura.

1. Look at that fucking retard aura farting.
2. I can't wait for James to aura fart his way out of this one.

by Flagships January 25, 2026

Pun Fart

An unintentional or semi-intentional wordplay created by a dyslexic misreading, mishearing, or mis-sequencing of sounds, that accidentally produces a pun, often funnier than anything planned.

Misreading random words can be the pun fart of having dyslexia .

by PFGforevah February 1, 2026