cum devil

White people.

Cum devils are stereotyped to be racist, greedy, materialistic and prejudiced against other cultures.

by YoiryoSaturn September 2, 2025

Flag

Get the cum devil mug.

Lil’ cum nut

Defining a nickname for a partner.

Instead of saying ‘hey pookie,’ you could use ‘hey, my lil’ cum nut.’

by I'mtheoriginalsomeone September 5, 2025

Flag

Get the Lil’ cum nut mug.

Cum-bias

Pre-post nut clarity

I was gooning too hard and my brain was full of cum-bias until I finished and got the post nut-clarity.

by BraindeadMoronicIdiotFuck September 12, 2025

Flag

Get the Cum-bias mug.

Cum Maxxing

The act of taking supplements to improve one's semen volume. Other goals include increasing precum and ejaculation force and velocity. Also known as Load Boost or Load Boosting.

I've been cum maxxing with load boost for 3 weeks now and could drown a unicorn with a single blast.

by FlamingGuts September 18, 2025

Flag

Get the Cum Maxxing mug.

Cum laude

The act of rolling up a high school diploma paper then shoving it into a vagina until it is covered in cum then drinking it off the paper.

“I graduated with the cum laude then my boyfriend gave me a cum laude”

by Hungarian Bird Master. September 25, 2025

Flag

Get the Cum laude mug.

A person who's job involves the selling, exchanging, disposal, experimenting, staking, or prepping one's own cum to a bank, p2p client, laboratory, or any other institution who is interested in purchasing genetic materials dispite if or if not the seller's cum specimen is sterilized or fertile.

Similar to how a sex worker sells their body, a cum worker's selling of their products is a pure transactional non romantic job.

Best example is a professional sperm doner.

Yo you hear how John is making 2k usd a month from cumming in a lab jar once a day? He's for sure one hard working cum worker

Hey, you hear how Jane is raking in bank from slinging her spunk on OnlyFans? She's making 200 bucks per load of cum from her simps!

by BigKnotKyle September 26, 2025

Flag